My brother was in Cambodia a few months ago. I phoned him when he got back.
Me: So you were bitten by a snake?
Me: Did you panic?
Him: Not really, because the Cambodians working with us didn't seem too concerned.
Him: Although, at times like that you suddenly realise that your life depends on people whose English consists of "yes, "no" and "Lady Gaga".
I'm still laughing.